Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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