Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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