you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hippo gnu deer
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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