The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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