Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
