Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
