He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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