You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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