i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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