remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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