I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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