ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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