just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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