they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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