Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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