I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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