If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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