I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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