i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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