No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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