whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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