he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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