doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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