why didn't you poke me back
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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