He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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