ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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