He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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