I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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