either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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