I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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