We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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