you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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