So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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