oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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