do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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