I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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