I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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