talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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