four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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