Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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