i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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