You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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