ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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