i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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