scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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