just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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