IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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