these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
