Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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