Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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