Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize