And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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