sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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