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Wipe that smile off your face.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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